I thought i should write a little about myself, so here goes:

I have been writing popular science fiction literature for a number of years, and have built up a decent reputation as an actress. Born and raised in Eastern Europe behind the iron curtain of the Soviet Union, but imported to the nordic tundra under cover of a shipment of illegal russian caviar intended for the black markets of the norwegian upperclass.
Currently i am a part time student on the famous online Fakedegrees University to become director of cultural heritage, and on set, recording new episodes of Martha Stewart Living as Martha Stewart's stand-in.